What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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dead battery come on down

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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