why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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