How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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