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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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