- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

black guy graduating high school

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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