- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Shut the cork up!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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