- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

Shut the cork up!

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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