Betty Whites ALIVE?

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Knock knock. Come in.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

my namew is jd

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Keep up the fun Nero!

Why? Whats wrong?

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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