mark is mark

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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