Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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They decide to exchange heads. Barbie squeezes the small opening under her chin over Ken's bulging neck socket. His wide jaw line jostles atop his girlfriend's body, loosely, like one of those novelty dogs destined to gaze from the back windows of cars. The two dolls chase each other around the orange Country Camper unsure what they'll do when they're within touching distance. Ken wants to feel Barbie's toes between his lips, take off one of her legs and force his whole arm inside her. With only the vaguest suggestion of genitals, all the alluring qualities they possess as fashion dolls, up until now, have done neither of them much good. But suddenly Barbie is excited looking at her own body under the weight of Ken's face. He is part circus freak, part thwarted hermaphrodite. And she is imagining she is somebody else—maybe somebody middle class and ordinary, maybe another teenage model being caught in a scandal. The night had begun with Barbie getting angry at finding Ken's blow up doll, folded and stuffed under the couch. He was defensive and ashamed, especially about not having the breath to inflate her. But after a round of pretend-tears, Barbie and Ken vowed to try to make their relationship work. With their good memories as sustaining as good food, they listened to late-night radio talk shows, one featuring Doctor Ruth. When all else fails, just hold each other, the small sex therapist crooned. Barbie and Ken, on cue, groped in the dark, their interchangeable skin glowing, the color of Band-Aids. Then, they let themselves go— Soon Barbie was begging Ken to try on her spandex miniskirt. She showed him how to pivot as though he was on a runway. Ken begged to tie Barbie onto his yellow surfboard and spin her on the kitchen table until she grew dizzy. Anything, anything, they both said to the other's requests, their mirrored desires bubbling from the most unlikely places.

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I'm a like whore

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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