- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

I pooped my pants

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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