A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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