- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

this sentence will not monkey banana pie

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

Penis.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

The Irish man was sober.

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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