- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

What's that in the road.... a-head?

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

Blind people can't read this.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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