Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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The Pope

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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