How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Men, get on the boat.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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