- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

liam buchan is gay !

Women.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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