- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

YOLO MAH BROLO

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Watch your lips.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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