I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Stephen Walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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what do u call a black person by his name

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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no

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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