I'm a raging homosexual.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Men, get on the boat.

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Well educated black man.

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Iggy Azalea

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Anti Joke

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