- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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the asian kid gets an F

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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