Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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penis

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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