What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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