- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Seth stock has a large penis

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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Anti Joke

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