Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

wanna hear a joke? no.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

marshal sterio had sex

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Obama

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

I tell an anti joke!.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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