knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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