How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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The Bible

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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