What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

neil patrick harris

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

brian mcgee is gay!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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