whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

whats really hot the sun

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Stephen Walking.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Knock Knock Not Yet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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