Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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What is 2+2? 4!

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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God bless America, and no where else.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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