- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Wade

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Mitt Romney.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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