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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

What's the deal with airline food?

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

What is 2+2? 4!

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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