What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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Penis.

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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