I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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javascript:alert("your own");

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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where are you?

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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The WNBA

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Society.

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AVB

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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