Get in the Batmobile.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

What did the fish say? Moo

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Cows go moo.

my mom raped yerr foot

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Keep up the fun Nero!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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