whats your name? bumder:)

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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