What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Knock Knock.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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