- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

a man walks into horse bar

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Matt Damon

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Women's rights

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

Society.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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