Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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What's 4+7 47

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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The Bible

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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Anti Joke

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