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Yo mamas so fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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*insert joke here*

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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hi corey

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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