- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

womens rights

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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