What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Pinus Testicles

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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