Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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connor sucks

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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