What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Spread the net.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

whats your name? bumder:)

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Leave her alone...

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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