Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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fart+fart=poop

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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