Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Anti-joke.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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