- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Your mom.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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