Can you see this brett? Connor

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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