why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

knock knock come in

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

I saw a shovel once.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

Ebola

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