what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Sorry boss

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Halo < COD

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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