- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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