Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Where's my tractor?

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Mitt Romney penis

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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