a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

im not as random as you think I- Potato

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

Hi Jacob You cool

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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