Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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You

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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