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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

What did I do last night?work

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

What time is it? Refrigerator

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