What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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Your mom.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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penis

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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What did I do last night?work

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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