- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Weiner

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Garry Glitters on here

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

Women.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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