what time is it? 3:16

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penis

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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asian, do math

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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