Michael Brown

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Women's rights

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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knock knock who's there police

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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