Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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A russian gives away vodka.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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