- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

Japan called... They need help.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

democracy

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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