If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Justin Beiber

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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My life :(

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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brian mcgee is gay!

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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