- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

How old is your mom? Old.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

a man walks into horse bar

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Knock knock runs away laughing

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??