- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

I lost my tractor.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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