why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Obamacare haters

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Waseem is not a funny guy!

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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