- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Why did he die? He was sick.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What did the fish say? Moo

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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