Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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