What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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justin bieber

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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