Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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what do you watch ? a tv

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my mom raped yerr foot

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Hi Shelby!!

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why did he die? He was sick.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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your father died

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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