If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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