- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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