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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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