- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Darude - Sandstorm

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

Your social life.

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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