Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

this is gay

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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