"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

Niki Minaj's ass

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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