What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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It's long!

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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Woman's rights.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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