- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

You should never talk to strangers.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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