Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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19th amendment

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What is the difference between a duck?

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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