- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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