What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Ken wins!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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