- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

What did I do last night?work

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

monkey sponge

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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