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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

a man walks into horse bar

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

this is a joke

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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