Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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Smart Blondes

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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The Irish man was sober.

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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