- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

im a selling a car

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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