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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

miley cyrus

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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